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If you want happy friends, stop driving drunk.
 

I have a meter to read that and don't drive unless it reads less than .02,
.08 is the leagal limit.

have fun joking about other things, but please do not joke about things that can have bad things happen to me because of it.

read the following, remember it is illigal.
Defamation

Defamation is the publication of untrue statements about someone else that injure that person's reputation or character. Defamation is a matter of tort law. Thus, it makes no difference whether the person who has published the untrue statements has any contract or dealings with the subject of the statements.

Slander and Libel

Slander is oral defamation and libel is written defamation. Libel is also used to refer to defamation that is in print, picture or any other permanent visual form
 

There's no shame in admitting you have a problem. Like my whipped cream obsession. We can only take these things one day at a time. -SJ
 

Pfft. What bad things can happen to you? No one reads this blog but me and you. And I would like to see the person who takes comments like "Dan scratches his balls" from this blog seriously... that said, why does Dan always scratch his balls?
 

good point, I was just really upset at the comment.
I have lost friends over trying to get them not to drive drunk.
 

What?! They are losers. I always appreciate when people try to take my keys from me. It always makes me sad when I run them over later.